I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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