why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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