break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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