so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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