He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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