its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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