I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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