I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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