mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
If I die, sorry about rent.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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