chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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