try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
handjob tips. give me some.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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