Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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