It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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