i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something