HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?