sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
