I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Even my vagina gasped.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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