we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
last night I used snow as a chaser
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