you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
being pregnant is like rehab
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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