She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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