seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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