At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You are a genius and a whore.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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