You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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