@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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