Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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