We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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