Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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