Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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