Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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