This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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