I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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