hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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