Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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