p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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