I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro