he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE