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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  New channing tatum movie.

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  I'll bring my vibrator.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  even the AIR tastes like tequila.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?

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  Because she offered to bring a keg.

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  And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  you never keep up with shots anymore

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  I'm trying to be more responsible these days

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  you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!

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