my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
lol hangovers are for mortals.