haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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