just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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