Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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