dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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