I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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