he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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