i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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