dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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