I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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