her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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