Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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