Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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