wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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