Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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