I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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