I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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