Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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