Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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