oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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