Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.