I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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