so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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